With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes
Says Democrats trying to get even with Trump supporters by wrecking red states. Democrats are to blame for wrecking red states by directing hurricanes to devastate the southeastern … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/23/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about RFJ Jr and Oliva Nuzzi, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
Trump Endorses ‘Steel-Cage Grudge Match’ Between Alt-Right Figures
Friction between two Trump female advisors has prompted him to suggest that they face off in a steel-cage grudge match. In a post on X (formerly Twitter) on … Read more
‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
To Make America Great Again, JD Vance Could Have 100 More Children
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
Clarence Thomas Briefs Press on SCOTUS Accomplishments
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
