Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/3/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Trump tariffs, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene
‘American Names Only,’ Declares Trump, Vowing to Rename California and New Mexico
The President-elect says all U.S. cities and states should use “American names” only, and says he’ll enforce it by executive order if necessary. The names of the states … Read more
Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump
New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more
Trump to Name Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck as Cabinet Replacements
Cartoons shine spotlight on potential new selections, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Considering that Donald Trump’s picks for his cabinet are already a joke, cartoons could extend … Read more
With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes
Says Democrats trying to get even with Trump supporters by wrecking red states. Democrats are to blame for wrecking red states by directing hurricanes to devastate the southeastern … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/23/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about RFJ Jr and Oliva Nuzzi, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
