‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene
To Make America Great Again, JD Vance Could Have 100 More Children
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
Clarence Thomas Briefs Press on SCOTUS Accomplishments
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
Trump Offers ‘Proof’ Migrants Getting all the ‘Black Jobs’
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
Bohemian Club Figures Large in Clarence Thomas Finances Again
Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” releases damning report about Clarence Thomas and his finances. Last week, the Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” released a report announcing … Read more
MTG to Leave Congress for Another Job
Investigation: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will soon leave Congress, as she has found a more suitable job. This reporter has recently verified the rumors that Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/20/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about cannabis edibles, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
A Day with Trump
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent follows Donald Trump around to produce his exclusive report: A Day with Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Dateline: Mar-a-Lago — The following … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Lambasts Republican Contender Nikki Haley
MTG has harsh words for former governor and current Republican contender for the presidential nomination, Nikki Haley. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA), representing the 6th congressional district … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/26/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about priests blessing same-sex couples, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
