Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce
“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more
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Conjugal Forecasting, or: If Marital Events Were Reported Like the Stock Market
Wouldn’t it be nice if marital life could be summarized as neatly as financial news? It’s always amused me that financial reporters write as if all economic behavior … Read more
Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality
Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. … Read more
Gay Marriage and the New Tar Pits
Modern-day dinosaurs are still stuck on gay marriage Kind of sad being forced to watch the death struggle of these modern-day dinosaurs. Responsible parents should keep their kids … Read more
Local Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out
Doctor confirms spouse is likeliest to push your buttons and wear you out. Marjorie Shuway is recovering nicely after a button transplant was performed throughout various parts of … Read more
Problems in the Bedroom? Try Microsoft Sexcel
Man tries unique approach to solving problems in the bedroom According to Rob Brady, or Flop Brady, as his wife cruelly labelled him, the best way to solve … Read more
Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more
Snore Wars
You can’t snore in space – but that doesn’t help the earthbound. The man I love is as calm and pleasant as the day is long. He treats … Read more
Lost Journal: To Make a Good Marriage, You Have to Break a Few Eggs
Journal entry: September 25, 1986 (age 17) — Marriage From the time I started high school at Seton Catholic Central, I knew that I would be a husband … Read more
Author Discusses “The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories”
Why I wrote “The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories” By John Hartnett I decided to write The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories when I realized my wife would … Read more
