Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/9/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Travis Kelce doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Matt Gaetz
Accused Sex Trafficker Matt Gaetz Exploring Run for President
“If a degenerate slob like Donald Trump can be President, why can’t I?” asks alleged sex trafficker Rep. Matt Gaetz. The Florida Republican Congressman, who called the charges … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even saying that Bed, Bath and Beyond could go bankrupt, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death
Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more
McCarthy Agreed to be Blood-Eagled for Speakership
To obtain his coveted position as Speaker, Kevin McCarthy agreed to be blood-eagled by members of the Freedom Caucus. In order to finally strike a deal to get … Read more
Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept
Warring Republican House members agree to a 36-hour truce to plan their future as Putin offers New Year ceasefire. Exhausted by days of fruitless negotiations and futile attempts … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Pornhub channel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?
A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the former President ever get his Just Desserts, did Covid disappear & more importantly – did I ever date again? … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/12/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about singer Billy Joel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
