New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death
Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more
Matt Gaetz
McCarthy Agreed to be Blood-Eagled for Speakership
To obtain his coveted position as Speaker, Kevin McCarthy agreed to be blood-eagled by members of the Freedom Caucus. In order to finally strike a deal to get … Read more
Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept
Warring Republican House members agree to a 36-hour truce to plan their future as Putin offers New Year ceasefire. Exhausted by days of fruitless negotiations and futile attempts … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Pornhub channel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?
A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the former President ever get his Just Desserts, did Covid disappear & more importantly – did I ever date again? … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/12/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about singer Billy Joel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Photos Don’t Lie: Jim Jordan Has His Funny Kodak Moments!
Let’s peek into Rep. Jim Jordan’s funny Kodak moments photo album, where the captions wrote themselves! The first of Jordan’s funny Kodak moments I call “THE THREE AMIGOS … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/18/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about record snow, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
