Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President
The former prez wants back in the White House. So, for his edification, we present the Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President, as drafted by the always-reliable … Read more
Matt Gaetz
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/8/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, like recent updates about Charlie Watts, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/1/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, like that about the “Friends Reunion,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/4/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including about Oscars 2021, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/27/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news (like the story about Arnold Schwarzenegger) doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Night Prayer: A Poem
Night Prayer (updated from previous version) Now I lay me down to sleepI pray Trump’s soul the devil keep.If from his sleep he never wakesI pray his soul … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/13/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
My Last Trump Article! You’re welcome!
In this, perhaps (?) my last trump article, I ask: Who knew Trump left residual effects? See if you have immunity! After spoofing Trump’s lawless shenanigans for 5 … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/6/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more
