Trump Screams in the Night after Watching Biden Get Laughs, Cheers & VOTES!

Trump Screams in the Night after Watching Biden Get Laughs, Cheers & VOTES!

After watching President Joe Biden’s bitchin’ State of the Union Address, Trump screams, has nightmares! Mar-a-Lago, 3 o’clock in the morning, jolting awake, Donald Trump screams. MELANIA Wake … Read more

Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!

Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!

After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more

Teflon Don’s Secret: LOOPHOLES! Legal & Domestic!

Teflon Don’s Secret: LOOPHOLES! Legal & Domestic!

As Melania airs her wifey complaints, Donald spins his evading Word Salad, calling it: ‘Domestic Loopholes’! Maybe it’s just me, but I envision a massive room filled with … Read more

Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!

Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!

Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more

Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!

Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!

Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/23

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Wayne Brady, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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