Melania Trump

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/9/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/9/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ex-wife of Tobey Maguire, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Rulings of the Supreme Cult

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Rulings of the Supreme Cult

Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more

Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?

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Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?

Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more

Take this Mandatory Test to See If You’re Qualified to Vote

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Take this Mandatory Test to See If You’re Qualified to Vote

Fast on the heels of the Trump jury pool questionnaire is the 1st Mandatory Test for voting, to root out those who shouldn’t! That’s right! Don’t worry about … Read more

Trump Screams in the Night after Watching Biden Get Laughs, Cheers & VOTES!

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Trump Screams in the Night after Watching Biden Get Laughs, Cheers & VOTES!

After watching President Joe Biden’s bitchin’ State of the Union Address, Trump screams, has nightmares! Mar-a-Lago, 3 o’clock in the morning, jolting awake, Donald Trump screams. MELANIA Wake … Read more

Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!

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Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!

After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more

Teflon Don’s Secret: LOOPHOLES! Legal & Domestic!

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Teflon Don’s Secret: LOOPHOLES! Legal & Domestic!

As Melania airs her wifey complaints, Donald spins his evading Word Salad, calling it: ‘Domestic Loopholes’! Maybe it’s just me, but I envision a massive room filled with … Read more

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