Future Trump Tweets
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
Melania
Donald Trump to Divorce Melania, Elope with Nancy Pelosi
Intercepted communique reveals president’s plans to elope with Nancy Pelosi. An intercepted communique from the Schnotzelvakain Secret Service revealed a scenario in which current United States President Donald … Read more
Sure-Fire T-Shirt Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election
Need 2020 slogan ideas? You’ve come to the right place. Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election: What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win … Read more
Heaven’s Gate Estates
Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more
Trump Down in Bunker with Guys He Hardly Knows!
Deep in the bowels of the White House plumbing system stands our president banging on the Bunker door… John Bolton’s outside the Bunker door. … Read more
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something
Trump finally succeeded at buying Greenland, is having a golden throne/toilet built now. President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. … Read more
Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump
A wall around Trump would be extremely satisfying to the American people, Pelosi says. After weeks of a political game of shutdown the Dems have made a counter-proposal … Read more
Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s puppet show was a good one. It was quite a shock to see the President of the United States bend the knee to Vladimir Putin and act … Read more
