Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/23/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the new movie “80 for Brady,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Mexico
Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Odd Virus Attacking Republican Governors
WARNING: A mutant odd virus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, attacking governors and threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s … Read more
Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more
The Trump Translator App
The president does not always say what he means, hence the need for this special Trump Translator app! For almost four years now, folks have been inundated with … Read more
A Cursory Rhyme
A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumpty’s Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Can’t stop poor China from killing … Read more
The Amazing Fall of Donald Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Wall’
Donald Trump has continuously stamped his tiny feet and demanded that Congress shell out more than 10 billion of our taxpayers’ dollars for a “big, beautiful wall” he … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay
Mexico won’t peso the US taxpayer will! Trump’s wallet takes money you never get back. “The Art of the Ordeal” by Donald Trump. In the “whorer” section. Followers … Read more
