Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
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Odd Virus Attacking Republican Governors
WARNING: A mutant odd virus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, attacking governors and threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s … Read more
Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more
The Trump Translator App
The president does not always say what he means, hence the need for this special Trump Translator app! For almost four years now, folks have been inundated with … Read more
A Cursory Rhyme
A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumpty’s Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Can’t stop poor China from killing … Read more
The Amazing Fall of Donald Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Wall’
Donald Trump has continuously stamped his tiny feet and demanded that Congress shell out more than 10 billion of our taxpayers’ dollars for a “big, beautiful wall” he … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay
Mexico won’t peso the US taxpayer will! Trump’s wallet takes money you never get back. “The Art of the Ordeal” by Donald Trump. In the “whorer” section. Followers … Read more
Soft Tissue Racist
Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot … Read more
How Ridiculous Is ‘Strong Man’ Trump’s Weakling Border Stand?
Trump is a pathetic weakling of a president, ridiculously masquerading as a “strong man” while outlawing Good Samaritans. The most ridiculous thing about Donald Trump’s xenophobic, demagogic assault … Read more
Revisionist History: The American Civil War
Since so many seem to be okay with revisionist history these days, I’ll try my hand at it! Since many individuals in our modern world — for instance, … Read more
