This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay
Mexico won’t peso the US taxpayer will! Trump’s wallet takes money you never get back. “The Art of the Ordeal” by Donald Trump. In the “whorer” section. Followers … Read more
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Soft Tissue Racist
Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot … Read more
How Ridiculous Is ‘Strong Man’ Trump’s Weakling Border Stand?
Trump is a pathetic weakling of a president, ridiculously masquerading as a “strong man” while outlawing Good Samaritans. The most ridiculous thing about Donald Trump’s xenophobic, demagogic assault … Read more
Revisionist History: The American Civil War
Since so many seem to be okay with revisionist history these days, I’ll try my hand at it! Since many individuals in our modern world — for instance, … Read more
Update: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border
A horde of disgruntled Americans, who we reported on when they crossed the Mexican border last month, have now reached the Guatemalan border. The thousands of middle and … Read more
Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump
A wall around Trump would be extremely satisfying to the American people, Pelosi says. After weeks of a political game of shutdown the Dems have made a counter-proposal … Read more
Donald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with … Read more
Pelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall, On One Condition
“The Lego Solution” is something Nancy Pelosi agrees with. The U.S. government came to a grinding halt Saturday, and Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House … Read more
Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border … Read more
Former Staffer Reveals White House Secrets
Information on policy making and personal life included in White House secrets. A staffer who recently left his employment at the White House has shared inside information with … Read more
