Check, Please
Donald Trump is determined that someone is going to pay for his wall. “Hola!” You had better get used to the greeting folks because, apparently, we have all … Read more
Mexico
The Measure of Success
The ‘measure of success,’ as it pertains to the current White House resident I can’t help but wonder how supporters of President Trump measure his success. Barely a … Read more
Stop Blaming Workers for the Economy: The Bosses Made This Mess
These may be a boom economy for the luxury class in the U.S., but the middle class feels imperiled. The wailing in our country about the “invasion of … Read more
Trumpty Dumpty Sat on a Border Wall
Trump’s foolish belligerence — regarding his ‘beautiful’ border wall and many other things — is making him a global laughingstock. Comandante Trump, El Jefe, the gringo strongman! That’s … Read more
President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
Trump Border Wall Plans Bring Surprise Economic Boom
Big changes in smuggling are predicted with the coming border wall Trump’s promise of building a border wall along the U.S.-Mexico border has been a boon to some … Read more
‘Humor Times’ Threatens Move to Mexico
Owner tells Trump: “Cough up $7 million right now, or it’s ‘Hola Mexico,’ gringo!” SACRAMENTO – Humor Times editor and publisher, Dr H. Inyore Face, announced today that … Read more
We Should Reach Across the Border, Not Close It
America finds itself in a destructive border war — not with Mexico, but with itself. A nation’s border is nothing in and of itself. It’s just an inanimate … Read more
Is Trump the Drug Cartels’ Choice for President?
Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
