President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
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Trump Border Wall Plans Bring Surprise Economic Boom
Big changes in smuggling are predicted with the coming border wall Trump’s promise of building a border wall along the U.S.-Mexico border has been a boon to some … Read more
‘Humor Times’ Threatens Move to Mexico
Owner tells Trump: “Cough up $7 million right now, or it’s ‘Hola Mexico,’ gringo!” SACRAMENTO – Humor Times editor and publisher, Dr H. Inyore Face, announced today that … Read more
We Should Reach Across the Border, Not Close It
America finds itself in a destructive border war — not with Mexico, but with itself. A nation’s border is nothing in and of itself. It’s just an inanimate … Read more
Is Trump the Drug Cartels’ Choice for President?
Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in … Read more
Movie Review: “The Infiltrator”
“The Infiltrator” – a film review by Gary Chew Action/thriller undercover government agent chases south of the border drug cartel thug movies have, over the years, lost much … Read more
Wall Street Demands More Blood from the Stone
It’s getting hot in Indianapolis: Wall Street greed forces yet another plant shutdown. If the chieftains of industry and their political henchmen want to know what’s roiling the … Read more
Souring Chicago’s Sweet Oreo Treat
Oreo maker Kraft Foods said workers would have to pony up a $46 million ransom if they wanted to keep the factory in Chicago. For generations, kids from … Read more
