Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about sex with robots, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NY Grand Jury indictments, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?
Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more
Testing Your Memory as a Juror for the Hush Money Trial!
Get your Day in Court as a Juror & Test your Recall & Bladder! Here’s a Multiple Choice quiz to test your memory as a juror: WHAT DID … Read more
Trump Faces Civil Action by Jan. 6 Rioters
Breaking News: Jan. 6 defendants-turned-plaintiffs cite undue influence in civil action against Trump. Former President Donald J. Trump now faces civil action proceedings in more than 1,300 cases … Read more
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial!
Yes, it’s Trump’s Porn Star Trial, where femme fatale Stormy Daniels gets the last laugh & last Tango on ‘Dancing with the Stars!’ Yes, there is a Mr. … Read more
Trump Undergoes Treatment for Peyronie’s Disease
Trump’s personal physician said that the ex-president has undergone treatment for Peyronie’s Disease. Former President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Seymour Pussy, said in a press release … Read more
100 Things We’ve Learned from the Trump Era! Okay, Just the Last 10!
For the last 7 years (aka Trump Era) we’ve been learning on a curve – but can now see a light at the end of the tunnel! 100 … Read more
Put a Fork in It, Trump’s Cock & Bull Stories Are Over!
Cock & Bull Stories: E. Jean Carroll gets her day in court, Donald Trump’s Tie gets caught in his zipper – News at 11! Donald Trump’s whole political … Read more
