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Trump’s personal physician said that the ex-president has undergone treatment for Peyronie’s Disease. Former President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Seymour Pussy, said in a press release … Read more
For the last 7 years (aka Trump Era) we’ve been learning on a curve – but can now see a light at the end of the tunnel! 100 … Read more
Cock & Bull Stories: E. Jean Carroll gets her day in court, Donald Trump’s Tie gets caught in his zipper – News at 11! Donald Trump’s whole political … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Dwayne Johnson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Listen in to a practice Select Committee interview Ivanka Trump agreed to before she opted for a slap on the wrist & to be sent to her room! … Read more
Will Trump’s laundered money pay off or just cause him to lose a sock? Donald Trump says he will spend $100 million of his own money for re-election … Read more
A very revealing letter to Adam Schiff from a wannabee whistleblower. UNCLASSIFIED January 31, 2019 The Honorable Adam Schiff Chairman Select Committee on Intelligence United States House of … Read more
You’ve heard of the ancient eruption burying Pompeii. It seems that these are “The Last Days of Pompeo!” In the year AD 79, Mount Vesuvius erupted in fine-grained … Read more
Michael Cohen may have threatened Trump’s colleges for him, but not his grade school. And we have his report card. “[Trump] directed me to threaten his high school, … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
