Mitch McConnell

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/20

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/20

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Coronavirus Relief Negotiations Stall Over Cap on Thoughts & Prayers

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Coronavirus Relief Negotiations Stall Over Cap on Thoughts & Prayers

Negotiations stall between Senate Republicans and Democrats over a controversial limit on federally-provided thoughts and prayers. Days of talks between Senate Republicans and Democrats saw negotiations stall as … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess

An ignorant, unwanted and uninvited guess plagues U.S. If you don’t mind, please don’t tell me what you think. How stupid is Trump? How dark is black? If … Read more

The (Satirical) Trump Overthrow Coup!

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The (Satirical) Trump Overthrow Coup!

The cooped-up American people have spoken & Mitch McConnell has responded! Listen in as he and his cohorts plan a Trump overthrow! When our Savior, Dr. Anthony Fauci … Read more

Capitol Dome to Become World’s Biggest Tit

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Capitol Dome to Become World’s Biggest Tit

Republicans plan Capitol dome renovation to celebrate Trump’s acquittal. To celebrate President Trump’s impeachment acquittal, Senate Republicans have vowed to convert Washington DC’s Capitol dome into a giant … Read more

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