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President-elect announces first post-election Trump merch offering: MAGA Magic Wands. New Trump merch was unveiled today, highlighting his latest venture and featuring his own official line of MAGA Magic … Read more
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
Fulton County Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis shines as Truth Teller, Bank Avoider & Discreet Lover in the titillating portion of Donald Trump’s wrath in his RICO trial! … Read more
After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
$480,000 in cash, a new Mercedes car & shiny Gold Bar collection spray-painted pink to match the wallpaper is suspicious even in Jersey! Don’t you hate it when … Read more
After playing with Monopoly money all his life, Trump must now put his own money where his mouth is, including every mention of ‘E Jean Carroll’… That’s right, … Read more
Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer! This Public Service article has only one aim: After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off … Read more
Thinking inside the box: Dark Comedy is what you’re hereafter! ‘Being of sound mind – I spent all my money!’ Well, that takes care of my Last Will … Read more
