Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space
U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more
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Trump Orders Valve Search to Solve L.A. Water Crisis
New/old prez’ “water crisis” criticisms against California governor encompass whole kitchen sink. President Donald Trump has issued orders to find a valve that he claims if turned open … Read more
Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump
New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/12/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Super Bowl LVIII, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/12/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the US Open, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Who Else Besides Elon Musk Is Being Tracked & Where to Find Them
Names in the News who may be on somebody’s radar & where to find them! Where to find them example – an easy one: WHO has mansions with … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 8/30/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about an injured sports mascot named after Edgar Allan Poe, doesn’t need to … Read more
