Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
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Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am,” but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as “the process of using one’s … Read more
