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Trump Pledges to Evict Illegal Immigrants from 5-Star Hotels

By Eric Green, October 7, 2024October 7, 2024

Claims immigrants get rooms in 5-star hotels and are living in luxury. Donald Trump pledges that once he’s back in the White House, he’ll start evicting illegal immigrants … Read more

Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!

By Marilyn Sands, December 19, 2023December 19, 2023

American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show in New York City

By Dean Kaner, October 13, 2023October 14, 2023

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews his late mother Maggie Duncan in New York City. ANNOUNCER Live from New York City, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more

Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup

By Ted Holland, May 22, 2023May 21, 2023

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Slobovian billionaire is suing The Diamond Fork and Spoon in New York over his dissatisfaction with a bowl of She-Crab soup. … Read more

Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken

By Marilyn Sands, March 25, 2023March 25, 2023

Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more

‘Rats’ The Musical: NYC Vermin Go to Hollywood!

By Marilyn Sands, February 18, 2023February 17, 2023

Screenwriters Brad & Peach Pitt take their ‘Rats’ script and fly 5th Class to seek their fortunes & restrooms along the Hollywood Walk of Fame somewhere between Dolly … Read more

What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

By Kristopher Wood, October 22, 2020

‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Play, Act 1, Pages 16-23

By Dean Kaner, April 28, 2020April 28, 2020

The play’s run in New York City may have been cut short due to the coronavirus, but you can read it all here! Today, we present Act 1, … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Play: Act 1

By Dean Kaner, April 17, 2020

Its New York City run may have been cut short by the pandemic, but you can now read The Jerry Duncan Show play, right here! Enjoy the first … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

By Dean Kaner, March 28, 2020

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his Aunt Gina Tortellini. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more