Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
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A Chat About ‘The Fall’
In a continuing conversation with God, he says that “The Fall of Man” was really about Adam and Eve hating poison ivy. God and I were wandering down … Read more
Millman Strikes Again, Thank God!
Book review: “The Last Voyage of Baron Münchausen and other Wayward Tales,” by Lawrence Millman. Reviewed by David O. Born Not long ago, I ignored the teaching of … Read more
NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more
Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…
Ivanka Trump is refusing a subpoena to appear at Congressional hearings. However, our reporter reveals that Ivanka may be persuaded to appear if certain conditions are met. Lawyers … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former CNN Host Chris Cuomo
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews former CNN host Chris Cuomo. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN … Read more
Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons
The Pros & Cons: Win a date (or possible marriage) with the Governor of New York! Obviously, Man has not completely evolved yet! Sad to report, there are still stragglers … Read more
Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more
Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more
What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?
‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more
