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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a shipwreck discovery, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Dollars to Donuts: Cream of Crop Picked for U.S. Ambassador Posts
Trump’s new Costa Rican envoy pick may have something to do with dollars to donuts. The little country of Costa Rica can rest easy that it’ll never run … Read more
Elon Musk to Buy McDonald’s
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space
U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more
E. Jean Carroll Sentenced by Supreme Court to 75 Years for Prostitution
Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
