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Trump Cabinet Nominees: Plans Revealed
Major shake-ups planned in all departments by Trump cabinet nominees. This reporter has obtained exclusive insider information regarding the plans of Trump’s various cabinet nominees. To shore up … Read more
DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
Trump to Name Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck as Cabinet Replacements
Cartoons shine spotlight on potential new selections, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Considering that Donald Trump’s picks for his cabinet are already a joke, cartoons could extend … Read more
Don’t Buy Coca-Cola Plastic Promise
It’s only an attempt to squirm out of a promise to curtail the contamination of our planet with Coca-Cola plastic waste. Former New Mexico Gov. Bruce King was … Read more
Latest Trump Merch: MAGA Magic Wands
President-elect announces first post-election Trump merch offering: MAGA Magic Wands. New Trump merch was unveiled today, highlighting his latest venture and featuring his own official line of MAGA Magic … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a sequel to ‘Days of Thunder,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
