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‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Trump Hires James Bond: ‘Can’t Trust Secret Service’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President-Elect Donald Trump hires his own security team, including James Bond, saying that he no longer trusts the Secret Service. According to … Read more
Maine Law Lets Mobile Home Owners Buy Their Parks
A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more
