Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/11/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/5/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Predictions 2016
Zero-waste policy: please cherry-pick your favorite predictions for 2016 and dump the rest. At the beginning of a new year, cultures all over the world traditionally perform peculiar … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/30/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
2016: What to Expect
We here at Durstco have compiled a political forecast for 2016 It’s hard to believe, but we’re on the brink of another presidential election year. Let us pray. … Read more
Trump: When I Said ‘Disgusting’ I Meant it in a Good Way
‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/23/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Candidate Holiday Traditions
Each presidential candidate has his/her own unique way of celebrating the season, and we have uncovered them all for you! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. … Read more
Scott Weiland’s Distinct Vocal Style Caused His Death, Autopsy Reveals
Coroner’s report: Scott Weiland choked on marbles in his mouth In this Humor Times exclusive report, we reveal the true cause of death of former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet … Read more
Corporate Media: Bernie Sanders “Too Serious” for American People
Bernie Sanders should ” tone down” his objectivity, say networks WASHINGTON — Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. … Read more
