Trump’s Mama is So Fat
How low can you go? Political limbo: Donald Trump’s hand size, vulgar personal insults, candidates’ wives… a primary even the National Enquirer could love. How low can a … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Breaking: El Chapo and Trump Both Missing
Bizarre simultaneous disappearance of Trump and El Chapo explained in this exclusive report. On the same day, the notorious El Chapo and the equally notorious Donald Trump have … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/15/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Cell Phones, Dogs and Barbie Dolls: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Elton John doesn’t get along with his mother, so she spent her 90th birthday with an Elton John impersonator. (Rolling Stone, … Read more
How to Make Billboards Uglier
OK, people, we need to discuss billboards. Yes, we really must. Billboards must be living creatures, for they appear to propagate, spreading everywhere, growing to enormous size, shouting … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/8/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kind of Okay Tuesday
What’s so “super” about Super Tuesday? It’s become painfully obvious that the term “Super Tuesday” was coined for the quantity of elections contested, not the quality of participants … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
