Let the Pantsuit Dance: Hillary and the 24/7 Campaign Cycle
All the speculation is about Hillary – again. It’s time to address the burning question singeing the lips of every American this summer: What will happen to Bryan … Read more
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Bernard Madoff Takes Up Writing Poetry in Prison
No remorse, but great rhyming skills for Bernie Madoff Bernard “Bernie” Madoff, the mastermind of the largest Ponzi scheme in US History, is now well into his fourth … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Rodeo Clowns & Much More!
Rodeo clowns and “sensitivity training”: Talk about your joke setups! Missouri’s State Fair banned a rodeo clown for life who wore a Barack Obama mask while a bull … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: From A-Rod to Carlos Danger
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
Totes Cray Cray: California!
California — mellow to the max, you best believe Due to recent massive chirpage from a group of wicked haters, now is the time for all good brahs and … Read more
Florida: 7 Rows of 7 Stars
Has Florida gone too far this time? No, they did that a long time ago. That’s it. Over. Finished. Done with Florida. Consider our long-distance love affair officially … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: The Royal Baby & Much More
On the royal baby, Detroit bankruptcy, immigration, and many more hilarious subjects! Prince William and Kate left her parents’ home Friday, sparking frenzy that the royal birth was … Read more
Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks
If the bar is fear of imminent harm, many Florida whites feel that in the presence of any black man, especially since the trial TALLAHASSEE, FL — Fresh … Read more
Privacy-gate! The News, as Reported in Cartoon Form
We all enjoy our privacy, and getting away… but the gov’t says it needs to keep a watchful eye. The president tried to reassure citizens… but somehow people … Read more
Texas GOP Unleashes Political Quackery on Women’s Reproductive Rights
Reproductive rights defended by brave lone woman over brutish GOP tactics A few years ago, during consideration of a bill being pushed by a Republican elder in the … Read more
