It Is Done: The Election They Said Couldn’t Happen
It’s all over but the wailing and gnashing of teeth: Post-election blues with Donald Trump. This page on the election of Donald Trump is an excerpt from an … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
If it Qualified for the Ballot, “None of the Above” Would’ve Won the Election in a Landslide
Who are these so-called Undecideds we keep hearing about in this election? Some of the great eternal questions are “What is the sound of one hand clapping.” “If … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/6/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Creepy Clown Apocalypse
The eerie connection between Halloween and the election has been magnified with a worldwide epidemic of creepy clown sightings. One of the first things we discover as kids … Read more
We Should Reach Across the Border, Not Close It
America finds itself in a destructive border war — not with Mexico, but with itself. A nation’s border is nothing in and of itself. It’s just an inanimate … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/1/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Donald, Leave Comedy to the Professionals
Donald’s disastrous attempt at comedy should never be allowed again. Comedy is a delicate business and should be left to the trained professionals. So the next time Donald … Read more
Media Missing the REAL Reality Show: An Epic Story from the American Heartland
The Cannon Ball Saga: Our inept media is missing the face-off between one of the world’s largest pipeline corporations and the Standing Rock Lakota Sioux Tribe. There is … Read more
Trump Attacks Humor Times as ‘Most Corrupt, Dishonest and Just Plain Nasty Magazine Ever’
‘Who is this nasty editor, Jammin’ James Israel?’ the nominee demands, ‘and why does he play the guitar?’ LAS VEGAS — Following Wednesday night’s disastrous debate performance, Donald … Read more
