99 Problems But a B#tch Ain’t One
Rumpled Foreskin, the novelist and short story writer, has just released a new book called The Jewish Man: Cynicism and Pessimism. The winner of the Pulitzer Prize in … Read more
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Operation Betty Ford
Getting high via drones at the Betty Ford Center Police in Southern California say a drone overloaded with illicit methamphetamine crashed into the gardens of the Betty Ford … Read more
Joni Ernst: An Intellectual Iowan, Miracles Do Happen
“Let’s have a conversation, even though it’s only me talking” – Joni Ernst Tuesday night saw Sen. Joni Ernst respond to President Obama’s State of the Union address. … Read more
McDonald’s: How Tacky can the Golden Arches Get?
McDonald’s is scrambling, and we’re not talking eggs. You know your business has what image consultants call “quality perception issues” when you have to launch a PR initiative … Read more
Je Suis Hebdo
US citizens were confused by the Charlie Hebdo attack. France has satirical magazines. America has Spongebob. Decades after being dismissed by George S. Kaufman as a genre that … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/19/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Comedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper
“Snipers can defend themselves. They have AK-47’s.” – Bill Burr Bill Burr announced today he intends to become a sniper in the U.S. Marines. “It’s way safer than … Read more
Sam Harris: A Sensationalist Creationist
Leading religious critic turns creationist, renounces atheism In a shocking interview with Bill O’Reilly on Fox News yesterday, Sam Harris announced he is now a creationist, renouncing atheism — much … Read more
‘Je Suis Frostie’ Movement Burgeons After Muslim Cleric Bans Snowmen
Three million gather on Boston Common to build snowmen giving Mecca the finger BOSTON — Families throughout New England yesterday defiantly posted “Je Suis Frostie” signs in their … Read more
Resolutions I’m Looking Forward To In 2015
2015 Resolutions: This year will be different. You watch. Usually over the period of 12 months, you get an equal balance of good days and bad. On the … Read more
