GOP Nightmare Reveals Secret Corporate Donors
Secret corporate donors expect quid pro quo treatment Some people have a myriad of recurring nightmares about being publicly embarrassed, such as rising to give a speech and … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/29/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Daesh Bags
As they behead, rape and pillage, ISIS complains that calling them “Daesh” is disrespectful. Downright exciting to see President Barack Obama give that fierce and steadfast speech in … Read more
A Tale of Three Titties
Tri-boobs for Tridevil she-devil? Now that I’ve let my New York Times subscription lapse, I get most of my news online. When I logged on this morning, this … Read more
Where’s My Apple iPony?
The new Apple iPhone is like iGoldilocks: There’s a small, a medium and a large. Shake off the blues, put on your shoes, and tell grandma the news: … Read more
Help Wash Formaldehyde Out of Baby’s Hair
Toxic formaldehyde has been included in baby products for years In the U.S. alone, the cosmetics industry pulls in some $70 billion a year in sales of what’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/8/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Fergusen Blues
Fergusen: If you were surprised, you haven’t been paying attention The events in Fergusen, Missouri, this past month shocked the nation. But if you were entirely surprised, you … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Rick Perry’s Clown Show
It’s a hoot to watch Gov. “Oops” Rick Perry try to explain away his felony indictment. Trial lawyers will tell you that any good prosecutor could convince a … Read more
