Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Their hatred of Obamacare overwhelms the Court’s sense of integrity Look out — the Supreme Court’s black-robed gang of far-right ideologues are rampaging again! The five-man clan is … Read more
In his address to Congress, the Prince called for the world to ‘wish for peace quite robustly.’ WASHINGTON ─ Searching for a world figure who more accurately embodies … Read more
Israel Prime Minister bloviates before Congress The Prime Minister of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a … Read more
It’s hard to beat: Democrats and their message Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
It is impossible to overstate the value of great Speechwriting C-SPAN is channel 188 on my television, which illustrates the conflict I have about the merits of Numerology … Read more
Protests in Red Square? Not so fast. The news came across the wires of a huge protest in Moscow, right on Red Square. Really?! Are the Russian masses … Read more
“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, … Read more
“Sham science is a sham, as everyone knows.” – Sen. Ted Cruz Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced today that he is working with “dedicated Senators and Representatives” … Read more