Fun With The News: Pot Legalization & More
The news, as one twisted mind sees it In the news, McDonald’s announced a huge increase in sales in November after its first-ever drop in October. There are … Read more
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Argus Has Fun with the News: Sex-Texting & More
In the news, General Petraeus agreed to face Congress to discuss the Benghazi attack and his sex scandal. He had two mistresses fighting over him and a wife … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Petraeus & More
In the news, David Petraeus was urged to testify in Congress on the Benghazi attack. Two months ago he went to Congress and blamed it on an Internet … Read more
Humor Times Launches Fundraiser to ‘Go National’
Fundraiser effort aimed at expanding readership Hello, fans of the Humor Times: We’ve started a fundraiser on Indiegogo! Please help it go viral, by making even a small … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Obama & More
In the news, New York Marathon officials announced that Sunday’s race will proceed as scheduled despite the hurricane damage. It’s the talk of the town. Everybody wonders if … Read more
America’s Pusillanimous Press
Let us now access the state of the free press in this land of … well, of press freedom. The assessment? Pathetic. Not because of any government clampdown, … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Kate Middleton & More
Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were tied in the Gallup Poll Thursday, according to the news. People have only one question on their minds. If you had to … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: NFL & More
In the news, the N.Y. Yankees apologized after a video was posted of a man and woman having sex in the stadium men’s room. It was during Monday’s … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Scientology & More
The U.S. Border Patrol was reported in the news as seizing the lowest-ever number of illegal aliens trying to cross into California last month. It’s the economy. It’s … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: The Conventions & More
A Colorado school refused to allow a third-grader to wear his Peyton Manning jersey to class because the number is a gang number, the news reported. The policy … Read more
