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The Trump-Musk administration thought their coup attempt could replace our democracy with a MAGA monarchy. The Trump-Musk administration thought their coup attempt could just stomp on us and … Read more
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hooters going bankrupt, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Forces embedded in Trump’s inner circle are leaking some of the most outrageous secretive changes yet to come. Mar-a-Lago, WPB, FL – 02-22-25 – Forces embedded in Trump’s … Read more
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
Presidential WrestleMania: winner between Trump and Zelenskyy will negotiate with Putin to end the war in Ukraine. US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set … Read more
