Statewide Manhunt for Missing Parakeet Continues in Michigan
A manhunt, or more accurately, birdhunt, has been launched in Michigan this week for a missing parakeet. A statewide manhunt for a missing parakeet continues in Michigan this … Read more
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Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic
A global coffee shortage has sparked a panic this week among those who are dependent on their morning lift. A coffee shortage has sparked a nationwide panic this … Read more
Man Who Cut Down Tree to Avoid Raking Leaves Eaten Alive by Disgruntled Squirrels
Lesson learned postmortem: there’s no way to avoid raking leaves. A man in suburban Detroit who cut down his tree to avoid raking leaves was found eaten alive … Read more
