No End Zone in Sight for Ohio GOP Rep, a Former NFL Player
Rep. Gonzalez will have no end zone celebration, as he is being blitzed by Republicans for daring to vote for impeachment. Pity poor Anthony Gonzalez. Congressman Gonzalez, who … Read more
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Now for a Sports Post: Jimmy G vs Patrick M
Okay, enough politics. Now for a sports post. Being a SF 49er fan, I just had to harp in on this with an uncharacteristic (for me) sports post, … Read more
More News That’s Unfit to Print
Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Free Speech, Jail Brutality!
Police brutality leaves protestors aghast. Trump: The “flaw and disorder” president. Being insane isn’t all it’s cracked-up to be. Racists brutal lies with hate. Republicans always canspiracy the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
After Video Review, General George Custer Declared Winner of the Battle of the Little Big Horn
Long-lost video of the Battle of Little Big Horn disqualifies Chief Sitting Bull, gives victory to General George Custer. Scientists at The University of Stanchk recovered a long-lost … Read more
Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/28/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Aaron Rodgers’ Mustache Great for Lapping Up That Last Bit of Soup
A study of Aaron Rodgers’ mustache has found it is the perfect substance for blotting up whatever’s at the bottom of your bowl. A Green Bay scientist has … Read more
