Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/6/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
NFL
Katy Perry Spent a Lot of Time Contemplating Her Super Bowl Act
High flying act by Katy Perry beat out other ideas Katy Perry spent a lot of time considering what she would do for the Super Bowl. “Maybe I … Read more
Michelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way
Eschewing the traditional hijab, Michelle Obama covers head with Seahawks helmet instead. Displaying the ‘just whistle and we’ll come running’ solidarity with Saudi Arabia, President Barack Obama cut … Read more
AZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice
Genuine exam questions from Arizona’s new citizenship test Not long after being sworn-in, Arizona Republican Gov. Doug Douche signed a bill requiring the state’s high school students to … Read more
America Hates the Pro Bowl But Plans to Watch Anyway
“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/22/14: Madden NFL
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to: “Madden NFL 15 Top Video Game” and much more The news doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
New Redskins Moniker Needed: The Washington Treaty Breakers?
The Washington Redskins may need a new name – we’re here to help. You don’t hear much about the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. And that, my friends, … Read more
From Farm Workers to Cheerleaders, We’re all in This Together
NFL Cheerleaders need us to cheer for them It doesn’t take an IQ much higher than room temperature to realize that it’s way past time to raise America’s … Read more
Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While
Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/18/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
