From Farm Workers to Cheerleaders, We’re all in This Together
NFL Cheerleaders need us to cheer for them It doesn’t take an IQ much higher than room temperature to realize that it’s way past time to raise America’s … Read more
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Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While
Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/18/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Angry Broncos Fan Creates Newer, Better Peyton Manning on Madden 25
New, improved Peyton Manning can beat Seahawks any time Following the Denver Bronco’s blowout loss to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl, 34-year-old Bronco fan Chad Hall … Read more
The NFL’s Big Tax Ripoff
The NFL is ripping you off Now that the Super Bowl is over and you are either in euphoric heaven or the depths of despair, depending upon your … Read more
Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl
The sports world has Richard Sherman to thank, again While practicing for the upcoming Super Bowl held at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Seattle Seahawks cornerback … Read more
Seattle Seahawks to Trade ‘Loudmouth’ Cornerback for a ‘Real’ Quarterback
“After we lose the Super Bowl, I’m trading that loudmouth and getting me a real quarterback,” says Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen started … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Medicare, Duck Dynasty & Much More!
Argus comments on Medicare, Duck Dynasty, Francoise Hollande and more. The Washington Times reported that Medicare overpaid sixty-four million dollars for erection pumps which the federal program provides … Read more
A New NFL-Jewish Lexicon
The NFL needs a new lexicon that Jews can relate to. We’re here to help. Football still hasn’t won the hearts and souls of the Children of Abraham. … Read more
Ahhh! Poor Widdle Football Players Hurt Their Widdle Heads and Want to Sue
Poor NFL players got widdle concussions and want to sue their sugar daddies … WUSSIES!!! Former professional football players have just announced that they are seeking millions of … Read more
