NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence
People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more
Obama Shifts Policies to Secure NRA Support
Sure to be first Democratic president to secure NRA support with these new proposals – which have liberals up in arms, so to speak. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The … Read more
Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more
The Things That Turned Obama’s Hair Grey
Obama’s hair has turned grey, as with all presidents it seems. Here’s why… There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. … Read more
Harrassed by the Dead, Wayne LaPierre Builds Own Winchester House
LaPierre’s fear of having helped the ravaging American society pushes him to build a ‘Winchester House’ Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly … Read more
Specialty-Themed Political Haunted Houses
Niche Haunted Houses are all the rage In the latest craze to hit the Halloween crowd, horror fans are creating Haunted Houses for very specific groups. Each is … Read more
Obama Shows the NRA’s LaPierre His Bad Self
LaPierre takes a call from the prez It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He … Read more
Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of … Read more
