Suing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms
Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted … Read more
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John Boehner to Sue Every Living American
House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more
Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation
Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped … Read more
Republicans are Stuck on Stuck
Republicans: Doing nothing, and proud of it “Just following the will of the people.” That’s been the GOP rationalization for accomplishing absolutely nothing for five and a half … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The headline news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/9/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Putin Anounces ‘World’s Biggest Dick Contest,’ Expects to Win
World leaders quick to respond to Putin’s stiff challenge MOSCOW — Russian president Vladimir Putin announced in Moscow today that in light of World Cup fever, his government … Read more
Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory
“ISIS can wait, we’ve got a game to play in Brazil,” said the president, until he was informed of their mocking tweets. Responding today to questions regarding war-torn … Read more
Blame Game: The All American Sport (a Poem)
The Blame Game: It’s how we roll Iraq is afire as ISIS runs wild Inducing a flood of political bile Lacking ideas to put out the flame … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
