Local Woman Obsessed with Making Pancakes with Likeness of Jesus or Somebody
Likeness of Jesus or Buddha or someone famous on pancakes could sell big on eBay, woman claims. Lois Reiner, from Hoboken, New Jersey, is a woman with one … Read more
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Obama Shifts Policies to Secure NRA Support
Sure to be first Democratic president to secure NRA support with these new proposals – which have liberals up in arms, so to speak. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The … Read more
2014 Political Animal Awards
Best of the year’s political animals! For all those who have spent the last couple of months shoveling out a car, you should know we’re at the tail … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/18/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more
The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address
A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members … Read more
The Barack H. Obama 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game!
Official Rules of the 2014 State of the Union Drinking Game WHAT YOU NEED TO PLAY: Four taxpayers: One old, rich white guy investment-banker type wearing a Brioni … Read more
The President’s Pen
Is the president’s pen magic? Not wanting to further delay his economic agenda by waiting for legislation, the President declared that he had a “pen” and a phone. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/21/14
Making fun of the headlines, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Medicare, Duck Dynasty & Much More!
Argus comments on Medicare, Duck Dynasty, Francoise Hollande and more. The Washington Times reported that Medicare overpaid sixty-four million dollars for erection pumps which the federal program provides … Read more
