Quadriplegic Platypuses & The Fiscal Cliff
The dreaded “fiscal cliff” is more of a slim slope or bit of a ditch And now let us speak of the current lame-duck session of the 112th … Read more
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Secede Movement: 2012 Style
Angry citizens pledge 30 seconds hard effort to secede from Union According to the New York Daily News, the government-initiated website “We The People” has been bombarded by … Read more
Billionaire Kleptocrats Crap Out in 2012 Elections
They came. They spent! Then, they limped home, tails between their legs. (OK, they didn’t limp; they were flown home on their private Gulfstream jets. But still, their … Read more
Special Report: Can Secessionists Succeed with Secede Plan?
‘It’s a secede seed, see?’ says Sasess Shunn, secession expert The election is over. The winners won, and the losers lost. Time to move on. Learn to govern … Read more
One Week Later, Where Is Mitt Romney?
Former candidate Romney can’t be reached; friends worry Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com One week ago today, Americans headed off to the polls to pick which presidential candidate would hold … Read more
Ten Females Who Cost Mitt Romney the Presidency
Holey moley catfish. Well, thank god that’s finally over. Further thanks that the climax was quick and clean. Almost surgical. Not as long a night as many first … Read more
Obama Says Karl Rove is Right About Him Suppressing the Vote
Karl Rove insists his Fox News rant has been vindicated President Obama, elated after his reelection Tuesday night, said today that Karl Rove was right when he said … Read more
Christian Coalition Torn between Hating Obama and Fearing Armageddon
Founder Pat Robertson finding it difficult to re-focus after Obama victory The elections are over, Obama has won decisively, and now the Christian Coalition is at a crossroads. … Read more
Can the Left Build on its Momentum?
A lot of great things happened last night for the progressive left. Congrats… Now, let’s build on it! Democrats and those on the left are celebrating today, more … Read more
U.S. Magazines Give Their Endorsements for President
Presidential endorsements from your favorite magazines Rolling Stone endorsement – “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy – … Read more
