Where Are All the Obama Signs?
Several Florida residents are scratching their heads and wondering why there is a dearth of Obama signs in the Orlando area. Janie Collins, a 27-year old volunteer with … Read more
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Early Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy
‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters who want their … Read more
Romney Tries New ‘Hermit Crab’ Strategy
‘It’s kind of like Bain,’ says Romney, ‘hollow out and move in’ Failing to succeed with a snail strategy, Gov. Mitt Romney has resorted to acting like a … Read more
Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin Trade Barbs Over ‘Retard’ Comment
The mentally challenged battle over use of “retard” in public comments Ann Coulter is taking plenty of heat for her use of the word “retard” to describe President … Read more
‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ Causes Aggravation for Romney Camp
There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. … Read more
Debate II: Remojoed
Got to relish the sidesplitting spectacle of millions of Democrats wiping their collective brows after watching the second presidential debate through splayed fingers covering their eyes. MSNBC’s Chris … Read more
47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
Onion Spoof Article Picked Up as Real News: A Threat to Serious Journalism?
Iranian news agency reprint of spoof news raises serious questions about silly sites Note to readers: This article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the … Read more
Comedy Central Endorses Mitt Romney for President
Shocking Comedy Central endorsement underscores desperate need for dependable comic fodder The various personalities that make up the Comedy Central channel were asked on Friday to give their … Read more
Wait A Minute! These Are The Guys Who Are Going To Be Leading America?
Let me see if I got this straight: We have a national election going on. Only two guys are really running in it. Both are spending obscene amounts … Read more
