The Audacity of Mendacity
Was Obama stunned by the audacity of Romney’s mendacity? A surprisingly large segment of America tuned into the first presidential debate, but for some odd reason, President Obama … Read more
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Snail Strategy Appeals to Mitt Romney
Romney: ‘Slow and slimy wins the race’ Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, inspired by a recent New Scientist article on a Japanese snail that can shed its foot and … Read more
POLL: Who will win the presidential debates?
Make your voice heard! Answer the Humor Times Poll on the presidential debates! The presidential debates are coming. Of course, they usually have little effect on the election … Read more
Romney Accuses Obama of Psyching Him out Before the Debate
The presidential debate chess match begins It is just one day before the first presidential debate and folks in the Romney camp are already coming up with excuses … Read more
October Surprises
The ‘October Surprise’: Every campaign has one — or more When the end draws near and prospects darken, and polls solidify in the wrong direction, and the base … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Kate Middleton & More
Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were tied in the Gallup Poll Thursday, according to the news. People have only one question on their minds. If you had to … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: NFL & More
In the news, the N.Y. Yankees apologized after a video was posted of a man and woman having sex in the stadium men’s room. It was during Monday’s … Read more
So Convenient: Mysterious Anti-Muslim Video Sparks Unrest, GOP Pundits Get to Slam President on Foreign Policy
It all unfolded like a badly-scripted tragedy, similar to the anti-Muslim video itself. Just coincidence? Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, as they say. So it is with the … Read more
Caffeine Issue Wakes Up a Sleepy Campaign
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
Spinning the Zero Bounce
The GOP Convention had everything: Empty chairs, empty suits, but no bounce Let’s speak about The Bounce, shall we? The Bounce being the jump that a three-day, red-white-and-blue … Read more
