Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Do It Yourself Future News Headlines
Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the … Read more
Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/23/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Republicans Advise: ‘Get Over It’
A few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to “stop whining and get over it.” And now a few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to … Read more
A Message for Trump’s Minions Worded in the Vernacular They Understand Best
A sincere attempt to reach those who voted for Trump, by speaking like Donald Trump. In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/28/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Huge White Voter Turnout Myth vs Actual Lack of Dem Vote
The myth of a huge white voter turnout has been debunked. The real story is the lack of Democratic voters. Obama had far more. Okay, check this out. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/10/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
