Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Krasinski being named Peoples ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Oscars
2023 Oscars to Commemorate ‘Slap Seen ‘Round The World’
The 2023 Oscars are set to be part of a global commemoration of Will Smith’s infamous slap at comedian Chris Rock. Sweeping changes are coming to the 2023 … Read more
The Very First Academy Awards Show: Pages the Bible Missed!
The First Academy Awards started the soon-to-be dying art of accepting a shiny Graven Image among your jealous peers! First Academy Awards Presenter: EVE Voters: ADAM & EVE … Read more
Who Else in History Jumped On Stage to Disrupt the Show?
To make the ‘Disrupter of the Year’ feel less guilty, here’s a Top 10 List of historical characters who also jumped on stage! Actors Will Smith & John … Read more
Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more
‘Chris The Rock’ to Face ‘Will Smite-Thee Smith’ in Rematch!
In this corner, undisputed comic ‘Chris the Rock’ Faces ‘Battlin’ Will Smite-Thee Smith’ in a rematch with New Rules! Rematch: Undisputed Comic Chris Rock & Academy Award Winning … Read more
Will Smith Sucker-Punches Al Pacino Because His Name Sounds Like ‘Alopecia’
Saying his name sounded suspiciously like “Alopecia,” the balding disease his wife suffers from, Will Smith punched Al Pacino. More trouble at the famous Oscars for actor/ rapper/ … Read more
Top 10 Upcoming Will Smith Movies
New Will Smith Movies you won’t want to miss: MIB: Man Inflicting Battery Indefenseless Day The Fresh Prints on Chris Rock‘s Face The Legend of Battered Vance HITCH … Read more
Why Comic Chris Rock Seems So Calm Under Pressure: Top 10
Comic Chris Rock was a rock as slap-happy Best Actor winner, Will Smith, swung away at the Oscar’s ceremony, and here’s why! Top Ten reasons Chris Rock was … Read more
Top 10 Other Things I, Will Smith, Slapped Chris Rock For!
When he slapped Chris Rock, it was the slap heard ’round the world, giving Will Smith first dibs as the new James Bond! Or ‘The Thrilla from Manila’ … Read more
