This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention

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The Republican’s convention lies in their contention. When it comes to giving speeches, Trump has always toad the line. The President’s big “hit” song: Damagin’ (All the People). … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Flush the Tea Potty!

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The tea potty is full of it. Trump’s base is sneer to his heart. Loyal tea oafs protect Trump. Right-wing propaganda time: Lunatic talk. The tea party believes … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess

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An ignorant, unwanted and uninvited guess plagues U.S. If you don’t mind, please don’t tell me what you think. How stupid is Trump? How dark is black? If … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: You Herd it on Fox News

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Fox news viewers are first brainwashed, then put through the “spin” cycle. When the emperor has no clothes you can anticipate a hasty “cover-up.” A know-nothing denies everything. … Read more

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