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An unexpected and profound impact of today’s horrific coronavirus crisis is that it is quietly prompting a societywide recalibration. Laissez-faire ideologue Ronald Reagan used to delight in mocking … Read more
If you’re in a position to do a little more during this lockdown, you might want to tackle one of these helpful chores! For over two months, many … Read more
An exclusive look at the president’s pandemic diary shows that he knows who’s really to blame. Dear Diary, It’s just wrong that people are blaming me for the … Read more
The best way to stop the spread of the coronavirus is to practice social distancing, so, unfortunately, no touching please! We now know that the best way to … Read more
Big corporations rushed out like thieves behind a mask to exploit the crisis. For future historians and artists who’ll chronicle today’s health and economic crisis, one humble item … Read more
Not every “doctor” knows what they’re talking about, especially if their COVID-19 medical advice is to treat it just like the flu. In this new COVID-19 era, it’s … Read more
Legitimate small businesses are shut out as corporate CEOs pig out on the pandemic relief program. Monty Bennett was just another of the many faceless right-wing millionaire corporate … Read more
The Slobovian Secret Service say they have uncovered the “next global pandemic.” Part of the “Dispatches from SNN” series (Slobovian News Network). The predictive Analytic and Anosognosic Department … Read more
Our country’s present “economic disease” is not simply caused by a sudden viral outbreak but by severe, decades-long plutocratic policies. In this horrible time of economic collapse, it … Read more
Home alone for the Coronavirus pandemic. What to do? Last month I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed that I was home alone and I was being forced … Read more
