WHO’s to Blame?
A recent meeting in the Oval Office: Mike Pence: Mr. President, I understand you’re looking to blame someone for this crazy pandemic. Donald Trump: That’s right, Mike. Mike … Read more
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New Advice Column: ‘Dear Dr. Trump’
Excerpts from the popular new advice column, “Dear Dr. Trump”! When it comes to the pandemic, I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Dr. Anthony Fauci
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews internationally famous immunologist Dr. Anthony Fauci. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
Pandemic Forces California Governor to Ban Group Sex
“Adult films are vital to the local economy,” Newsom said. “But, right now, group sex is just too dangerous.” VAN NUYS, CA — Gov. Gavin Newsom announced new … Read more
Trump Distancing
Free advice to help relieve stress in this tough time! Perhaps the most important one: Practice Trump distancing. Like you, I’ve been watching tons of news coverage of … Read more
President’s Speaking Style Declared National Mental Health Disaster
Mental health disaster: The severity of the effect the president’s speech patterns have on the nation may actually be underestimated, says NIMH. Citing several recent studies on anacoluthon, … Read more
Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus
SNN reports stunning discovery: Sixties dance craze can cure a variety of diseases, including COVID-19. In an SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive Report, it has been announced that … Read more
Pandemic Profiteers, Trump and Peter Cottontail
Trump and the Republican Senate are enabling pandemic profiteers, at everyone’s expense. Wartime profiteering is an especially vile form of corporate greed, yet it has been as common … Read more
My Pandemic Crystal Ball
Peer into my very unique crystal ball, and be forewarned about these future events! The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak of the COVID-19 virus has resulted in high … Read more
The President You Want
The president you want vs the president you’ve got The President You Want Listens to his trusted advisors regarding plans to deal with an impending pandemic. The President … Read more
