Trump Promises to Issue Pardons on a ‘Scale Never Before Seen’
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
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Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!
Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more
Mexico, Canada Must Make English their Official Language, says Trump
The President-elect says he will order Mexico and Canada to make English their official language, “or else.” Now that Donald Trump says Mexico and Canada should be U.S. … Read more
Who’s Really the World’s Richest Person and How Did They Get that Way?
Both Elon Musk and Warren Buffett claim they are (or “would be”) the richest person in the world. A point of contention between fabulously rich dudes Elon Musk … Read more
Trump and Musk to Replace Santa Claus this Christmas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Due to an unresolved labor dispute at the North Pole, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have offered to replace Santa Claus this … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift’s skinny jeans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!
This time, the DEMS are ‘the walking wounded,’ as I match soulful Country Songs to the shocking results of the 2024 Election! I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A … Read more
Trump Cabinet Nominees: Plans Revealed
Major shake-ups planned in all departments by Trump cabinet nominees. This reporter has obtained exclusive insider information regarding the plans of Trump’s various cabinet nominees. To shore up … Read more
DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
Trump to Name Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck as Cabinet Replacements
Cartoons shine spotlight on potential new selections, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Considering that Donald Trump’s picks for his cabinet are already a joke, cartoons could extend … Read more
