Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election
Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly … Read more
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Freud from Heaven: Scalia’s Death May Finally Liberate Clarence Thomas
Via GoogleSeance™, famed psychologist predicts Justice Thomas’s ‘Drunken Uncle Complex’ will pass with Scalia’s demise. HEAVEN’S GATE – Founder of psychoanalysis Sigmund Freud said today that the unexpected … Read more
Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal
Defending her Wall Street connections, Clinton warns Americans not to be idealistic fools. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded … Read more
Americans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty
Bernie Sanders seen as fantasy candidate – too good to be true. WASHINGTON — Today, the results of a study by the news team at The Nil Admirari … Read more
It’s an Epidemic! CDC Acts in Response to Affluenza Outbreak
‘Affluenza is a real pathology, afflicting thousands of poor, wealthy people.’ – CDC NEW YORK – The Center for Disease Control went into emergency session today to counter … Read more
Hollywood Shock Horror: Barbie and Ken are Splitting Up!
Ken says he is transgender and Barbie claims the right to ‘Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Penis’ HOLLYWOOD, CA – Tinseltown was shaken to its foundations … Read more
Michigan to Make Flint ‘New Tourist Capitol’ to Recoup Water Costs
Gov. Rick Snyder: “Why fly to Iraq to see urban death, destruction and despair? In Michigan, we have it all and at a fraction of the price!” FLINT, … Read more
New Yorkie Values
Is it fair to make sweeping generalizations solely based on longitude and latitude? To taunt his rival and sow seeds of evangelical doubt, Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz informed … Read more
Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven
By pulling their considerable campaign donation sums, and putting it into orphanages, the Koch brothers hope to restart their own, heavenly, campaigns. Charles and David Koch made an … Read more
Prime Time for Palin
“I am responsible for every sound bite Trump has given.” – Sarah Palin “We’re gonna knock your socks off, America!” said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for … Read more
