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2nd Amendment report regarding the intended meaning of “well-regulated militia” will not please gun rights advocates. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, The Nil Admirari (TNA) released a report following … Read more
Reince Priebus and RNC rush to support ‘exciting new presidential candidate’ and recently jailed Martin Shkreli WASHINGTON DC – Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus announced Friday that … Read more
Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more
Coroner’s report: Scott Weiland choked on marbles in his mouth In this Humor Times exclusive report, we reveal the true cause of death of former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet … Read more
Bernie Sanders should ” tone down” his objectivity, say networks WASHINGTON — Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
Calls Constitution ‘liberal rag’ as it burns COLUMBUS, OH — This morning, Republican presidential candidate and rabble-rousing billionaire Donald Trump burned the original U.S. Constitution while his supporters chanted … Read more
Basement flooded, elves refusing to work under water, Mrs Claus leaving – normally jolly Santa is pissed. NORTH POLE – A visibly grumpy Santa Claus announced today that … Read more
NRA apparently simply ‘following the money’ The National Rifle Association (NRA), smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and … Read more
