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Reworked format and new entrants featured at this evening’s Republican debate Dateline: N.H., Feb.8, 2016 Hello everyone and welcome to the 37th presidential Republican debate sponsored by NotchTV, … Read more
Assad and Putin have a good laugh at U.S. expense The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of … Read more
‘Why go to Africa to kill lions? We’re running out of execution drugs, let them hunt death row inmates here!’ says judge MOBILE, AL – County Judge Arabella … Read more
Enjoy a sneak peek at some of the songs Disney is including in the new Star Wars musical! Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney … Read more
Police say Huckleberry Finn was spotted floating down the Mississippi with a fugitive African-American immigrant agricultural worker. HANNIBAL, MO – Lovable scamp Huckleberry Finn, whose childhood “adventures” were … Read more
The playoffs continue, with the GOP on Fox… “New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady threw his support behind GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump … [and] says he thinks … Read more
Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a … Read more
Also, Putin ponders perhaps plundering Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing … Read more
California drought, paired with discovery of water on Mars, forces NASA reappraisal. The day after NASA announced they had found water on Mars, the agency revised its list … Read more
Republican leaders have many concerns about the Pope’s place of origin, such as: Do Argentinean bears really do it in the woods? WASHINGTON, DC – Like the composition … Read more
