Keith Urban’s Shocking Addiction
Famous for his go-go lifestyle, few people know that an addiction to the game “Go” nearly derailed Keith Urban’s career. In a recent rant, much to the dismay … Read more
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The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’
Seagulls have attacked Michael D. Higgins, the president of Ireland, and he plans to strike back. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a seagull is “a large, common, usually … Read more
Walter Palmer: It Gets Worse
Lion killing dentist Walter Palmer has more skeletons – literally – in his closet. Walter Palmer, the American Rambo impersonator, who shot, killed and then took a selfie … Read more
Lion Killer Dentist Claims He Feared for His Life, Shot in Self Defense
‘I stood my ground, just like my hero, George Zimmerman,’ says lion killer dentist BLOOMINGTON, MN — Fugitive serial animal killer Dr Walter Palmer, the U.S. dentist who … Read more
Metal Gear Mullah: Taliban Leader Found Dead
Taliban fighter evades capture, but succumbs to gaming addiction Dec 1st, 2001 — the date Mullah Mohammad Omar fled Kandahar, Afghanistan’s second-largest city, on the back of his … Read more
NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more
GOP Candidates Scramble to Out-Trump Trump with Outrageous Remarks
“What else can we do?” asks Lindsey Graham, who says he may be forced to ‘come out’ on national TV just to compete with Trump for the attention. … Read more
What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It
When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized … Read more
Donald Trump Voted America’s Most Lovable Man
‘Hispanics love me, gays love me, the blacks and other losers all love me,’ claims Donald Trump, the flaxen-haired Republican front-runner. New York – America was overwhelmed today by … Read more
Donald Trump’s War Record
Report: McCain is a wuss, and The Donald’s military experience can easily Trump him After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department … Read more
